We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
