are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
Randomize
