we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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