actually, I'm a sock model
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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