Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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