Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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