her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
So vagazzling was a success
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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