Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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