Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
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