she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
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