shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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