we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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