How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
He has the fingertips of a God
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