i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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