And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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