no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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