What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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