i just had sex bonerless
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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