my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
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