she was so not down for the gang bang
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
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