don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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