I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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