this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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