Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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