it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i permit you to call me
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
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