Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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