I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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