Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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