Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Randomize
