We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Let's get the cat blown out
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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