I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
