Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Princesses don't give blow jobs
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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