Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
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