Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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