Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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