Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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