this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
you will always have a special place in my vag
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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