Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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