like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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