How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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