i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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