After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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