dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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