I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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