Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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