Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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