He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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