When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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