she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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