I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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