Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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