You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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