Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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