Non-Jews are for practice
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
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