I'm eating all of the evidence.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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