We should be called the Road Head Warriors
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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