Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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